Terrible Twos? Ha!

Some very interesting tidbits that I've recently learned courtesy of Joey:

Did you know...

- That red crayon comes off of walls much easier than it comes off of carpet?

- That if you tear a hole in the lining of a diaper, you will have enough tiny, pee-soaked cotton balls to cover an entire bedroom floor?

- That if you take off your pajamas and fall asleep on your bedroom floor, you will wake up at 2 am freezing cold?

- That play dough turns to clumpy slime when it's wet?

- That even the most patient preschool teachers who love spending time with other people's two-year-olds have a breaking point. Oh, and if your kid's teachers look at each other and sigh when you ask how your kid is doing, you should probably be worried.

- That "Suckerfish" is a fun word to call your sister when she's nursing?

- That even if a professional photographer takes 500 pictures of your two-year-old, more likely than not, one or two will turn out. If that.

Ahhhh... Life as a parent. Gotta love it.